Want to know a secret??? Promise not to tell???

So I have a confession to make. Ok maybe I have more then one, but we will just have to wait and see how may things can spew from my brain. I hate gardening. Wow! my heart is beating like crazy! That took a lot getting that out. Matt hates gardening too. My heart did nothing when I typed that so I must not feel so guilty telling his secrets..heehee. The thing is that I guess gardening is the thing to do in Utah. And I am having a hard time conforming. People talk about how great it is to get fresh tomatoes from their garden and how they taste like manna from heaven. I prefer my tomatoes not so red, not always so ripe, and dirt & bug free. I feel like I am such a horrible person for saying all of this. I hate weeding. I hate remembering to water (this is more Matt's hate since he is the water guy). I hate spending hours in the hot sun trying to get things to look nice and then go out the next Saturday and it looks like I haven't done anything for months (kinda like vacuuming my "lovely" green carpet downstairs.) I hate having others look at my garden and try to give me advice. I also hate when they look at me like I am insane because I either planted too late or too early....ugh! Maybe we are just lazy...maybe. But I love taking care of things indoors. I LOVE painting...it makes my heart happy. I would really like to just pull every single plant out of my yard and let the grass grow. We can handle mowing (well Matt can =)). I do like my trees. They are still small and we have an apple and a cherry. But they are seriously low maintenance. I like that. If we had the money I would seriously hire a landscaper to make my yard beautiful and have them come every week to do the upkeep. Is that so wrong? Am I a horrible person? If we don't have a garden this year will I go to heck? I'm just wondering...cause personally I love getting my Bountiful Basket every week, it totally fulfills my produce needs and it is so much easier than having a garden. I'm just sayin'. Please still love me & that's all. (we even are killing our houseplant...green thumbs do not exist around here!)