*Why is Funfetti cake so delightfully delicious? Is it the sprinkles?
*Why do I have random gray hair & I am only 29???
*Why do I think it is funny when I fart, but seriously gag when others do it?
*Why do I have to deal with "unique" guests at work? It should be mandatory for crazies to be locked up.
*Why do I want to become a teacher when there are quite a few kids out there that just annoy the living daylights out of me?
*Why do I have to take College Algebra if I am only going to be teaching addition & subtraction?
*Why is deli sliced ham so good????
*Why am I so lazy that I don't want to take a shower today?
*Why am I so excited that I am baking a Funfetti cake right as I type this? (Seriously..the sprinkles!)
*Did you know that weevils enjoy Reese's peanut butter cups?
*D0 you know how wickedly excited I was to call Matt at work to tell him about the weevils knowing he ate 2 of those peanut butter cups the night before?
*How do you crack an egg into a bowl with one hand and not get shell crackles everywhere and goop all over your hands? (For the love of humanity...Ashleigh share your secret!!!)
*Why do I ask so many questions?
I guess you are still a kid at heart! And GROSS weevils? GROSS.
ReplyDelete-Totally the sprinkles.
ReplyDelete-Jaylynn has one and she is 4!
-Because you are a sicko.
-I don't know. I hate crazy people. Deal with them ALL THE TIME!!!
-You are a glutton for punishment.
-It's so you stay smarter than your kids when they have learned to add and subtract. At least relatively so.
-Because it is so thin.
-Taking a shower is the worst. I hate taking the time to do it. Because then your hair is wet too. It just takes too long.
-Basically, the sprinkles are the best.
-No, I did not.
-BAHAHA!!!
-If you had to make a million eclairs with dozens upon dozens of eggs you could do it too.
-I don't know, why do you?